Football Talk: Carlton Cole’s ‘yer maw’ fail, Depay’s superhero boots

first_imgAnd remember when Liverpool’s Joe Allen was called the Welsh Andrea Pirlo? Well maybe not so much away from the pitch. He’s swapped the Kop for the coop and confessed his love of farmyard animals. So when’s Carlton Cole’s next Periscope chat? SNS GroupMemphis Depay is in search of some superpowers with a bizarre advertising ploy.The Welsh Andrea Pirlo owns 16 chickens. Shay Logan unveils his new mode of transport.Something for you to try out when you’re bored at work.Could Thomas Muller be anymore endearing?Don’t mess with Kingsley…Robert Lewandowski could be in action for Poland. SNS SNS GroupAberdeen goalkeeper Danny Rogers turns 22 today and celebrated by signing a new contract with the club yesterday. Evidently Carlton Cole has not been in Glasgow long. The striker had a laugh with supporters on Periscope, live from the Celtic dressing room, but gave away how little of the local lingo he has so far picked up. Responding to a fan on Twitter he joked “your mum” instead of the classic “yer maw”. Oh Carlton, you have a lot to learn. Aberdeen’s Shay Logan, meanwhile, has been out and about…on a swegway board. So if he rocks up to the Pittodrie treatment table anytime soon we all know why. Looking forward to the new Batman v Superman movie that’s coming out on Friday? Memphis Depay is apparently. There’s talk of him wearing commemorative boots especially for the occasion. last_img